Whatever happened to wine lists that people could read with some level of dignity?
I'm not talking about selection or by-the-glass or magnums. I'm talking about a list of
wines that you could pick up, open and make a selection without needing glasses,
the modern encyclopedia of wine or a master sommelier to feel safe. I mean a wine
list that had a nice appealing cover. A wine list that was clean and didn't look like a
Roman relic. A wine list that was not written in Sanskrit. A wine list like the ones that
made America great!
I have some observations to make on wine lists I've been handed in restaurants.
I have to admit that for all the advances in wine and food appreciation in the last decade the
wine list seems to have been forgotten. I suppose that this could be a reaction to the huge
tomes that seemed to be the norm in the 60's and 70's. I could categorize current wine lists
by percentage: Great (10%), Good (20%), Average (20%), Below Average (20%), Would
Confuse Einstein (20%), Conceived by Patients in a Mental Institution (10%). And this is
supposed to be a tool to make your dining experience easier!
What would I look for in a great wine list? Good question, since I was
one of the originators of the World Atlas Wine List. But times change as has cuisine,
ambiance and service styles. I would look for these factors when a waitperson or
sommelier handed me a wine list:
I really don't think that this is a lot to ask of any restaurateur. I surmise
that following at least a few of these points would result in increased sales and
customer satisfaction. Jerry Mead would actually smile when you presented him
the bill (no promises). Most importantly you would enhance all the hard work that
goes into the purchase, sale and service of wine to your biggest fans, your customers.
1) A wine list with a cover that was clean and didn't resemble your children's first finger-painting efforts.|
2) An index that was reasonably accurate as to regions, varieties and vintages offered.
3) Some pattern of logic as to how the wines are listed that would make sense to any level of wine knowledge.
4) A system of notification of vintage changes or out-of-stocks that would take less than 30 seconds to decipher.
5) A notation of any wines that would need chilling or decanting before service.
6) Sparkling and late harvest wines marked and explained.
7) A few half bottles and magnums that were not exorbitantly priced "library" wines. I would give a lot of bonus points if the server didn't ask me for the bin number.
LETTER TO THE MASTER SOMMELIER:
MORE ON THE MASTERS
Just read the latest "Trader", and couldn't help but read your Letters' section.
I just wanted to clarify your comments regarding the M.S. & M.W. titles with a little more
detail. What you say is by and large accurate, but perhaps incomplete.
The M.W. Exam is a written exam, and it is geared to all wine professionals,
the majority of whom are NOT in the brokerage trade or journalists. Most are buyers,
several are writers, a few are consultants, etc. More to the point. The exam comprises
both a theoretical section taken over 4 days whose questions must be answered in
essay form, a double blind, practical tasting exam over three days, with three dozen
wines, plus an original dissertation that comprises 20% of the total exam value. There
are currently 218 active M.W.'s worldwide, dating back to the first M.W.'s in 1953,
and including 11 new M.W.'s from the class of 1997. The pass rate is close to the
numbers given in your response, but does vary year to year, the highest has been 20%.
Space and time permitting, I hope you will publish this note for your readers' knowledge.
Joel P. Butler M.W.
I agree, Joel, but want to clarify the notation that most M.W.'s are not journalists
or in brokerage. First of all, the M.W.'s whose names most people would recognize are
writers. The second is that when I say brokerage trade I mean purchasing, selling,
promoting wines in the general market or through distribution or export/import channels.
This is to broadly define their activity versus Master Sommeliers who have a hospitality
background and are mostly involved in dealing with the on-premise trade.
Fred Dame, M.S.
Fred Dame is one of a handful of individuals in the U.S. to have earned the title Master Sommelier, and one of only
about 50 in the world. For many years the Director of Wine and Cellarmaster at the famous Sardine Factory Restaurant in
Monterey, California, Dame is currently Director of On-Premise Marketing for The Seagram Classics Wine Company. In
addition to his wine, restaurant and marketing background, Dame has a degree in journalism and communications, is a
professional wine judge, a member of too many wine societies to mention, and a syndicated columnist in Japan.
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