+- WineBoard (https://www.wines.com/wineboard)
+-- Forum: GENERAL (https://www.wines.com/wineboard/forum-100.html)
+--- Forum: Talk With Your Moderators (https://www.wines.com/wineboard/forum-3.html)
+--- Thread: For Georgie and ennybodiee else (/thread-20141.html)
- winoweenie - 11-22-2003
My youngest daughter Shannon who lives in Prescott sent me some really funny stuff;
Why we love children.
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat but it was dead. The teacher asked " How did you know it was dead?" "Because I pissed in it's ear " the cild replied innocently. " You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. " You Know ", exclaimed the boy. " I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move "
- wondersofwine - 11-22-2003
Thanks for the chuckle
- Georgie - 11-22-2003
Love it!
- winedope1 - 11-22-2003
very cute, WW. I'm gonna print it and post it in the hospital! Thanks, WD
- winoweenie - 11-23-2003
Another couple from the same E-Mail.
" An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischeif, finally asked him " How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over briefly and said
" Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, " For Heavens sake Dylan,come in or stay Out!"
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed when he asked with a tremor in his voice " Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The Mother smiled, gave him a reassuring hug and said, "I can't Dear, I have to sleep with Daddy tonight." After a long silence, he muttered in his shaky little voice: "The Big Sissy "
- Bucko - 11-24-2003
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching. "Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."