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- Georgie - 11-17-2003 Welcome to my world. Hope this gives you a chuckle. Ah yes, American Education Week, when parents are allowed to drop in to observe. How I wish I'd had a parent in class during reading this morning. Vocabulary word "hoe." (Yes, you can guess...) "Does anybody know what a hoe is?" I asked innocently. Billy raised his hand. "Yes, Billy?" "It's like in that song." "What song is that?" I asked. "Who's a Hoe?" said Billy, "They play it on Z-100." "Oh yeah, I know that song," said several other kids. As sad as that really is, I admit I had to bite my cheek not to laugh out loud as I drew a picture of a garden hoe on the board. Now where are the parents when the really good stuff happens? - wondersofwine - 11-17-2003 Kids grow up too fast today. (It was a good chuckle). I remember once when I was mad at my older sister I caller her a horror, and she thought I said something else. I didn't even know what whore meant, let alone 'ho.' Another time I called her a Pequot (an Indian word that I picked up from family vacations in Minnesota.) Neither of us knew what it meant but it sounded like a good word to express anger--You're a Pequot! (Maybe it's the name of an Indian tribe. In that case, I don't mean to sound bigoted.) - Kcwhippet - 11-17-2003 The Pequots are, indeed, a Native American tribe. They're very evident in the New England area. In fact, the Mashantucket Pequots own/run Foxwoods Casino on their reservation in Connecticut. They're down the street, sort of, from the Mohegan Sun Casino run by the Connecticut branch of the Mohegan tribe. - quijote - 11-17-2003 Whatever happened to the innocent, harmless words I grew up with, such as "Poopie-Face"? - Auburnwine - 11-17-2003 At Halloween, nobody could figure out what my 11-year-old was ("millionaire playboy"), so I suggested that he say that he was "a woefully misinformed existentialist." That drew a few chuckles on the trick-or-treat circuit. - Thomas - 11-17-2003 I'm amazed your 11 year-old could pronounce it, and more amazed he didn't dis-own you... - quijote - 11-17-2003 That's hilarious, Auburn! Now watch, next year's Halloween craze will be to dress up as an existentialist. What kind of candy does an existentialist eat, anyway? - Thomas - 11-18-2003 ...the kind of candy that proves there is no God, just a big chocolate factory in the sky... - Auburnwine - 11-18-2003 Existentialist candy? Hmmn. Best one I can think of would be Zero candy bars. I do remember a Simone de Beauvoir quote which seems more appropriate to Proust: "I would stand transfixed before the windows of the confectioners' shops, fascinated by the luminous sparkle of candied fruits, the cloudy luster of jellies, the kaleidoscope florescence of acidified fruitdrops -- red, green, orange, violet: I coveted the colors themselves as much as the pleasure they promised me." Will my son say: "I would stand transfixed before the screen of the Play Station ..."? [This message has been edited by Auburnwine (edited 11-18-2003).] - quijote - 11-18-2003 If he can say "existentialist," he'll say "transfixed," too... I like the Zero bar idea. I suppose existentialists also would eat candy with no center... - ShortWiner - 11-19-2003 Doughnut holes! - winoweenie - 11-19-2003 Twinkies?ww |